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 Eating in the streets

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I was in Montego Bay for a job interview. I usually don't eat  before an interview because my anxiety is not normal and it always made my stomach feel funny. Anyway, I was finished with the interview around 12: 30 pm, and I made my way from Montego Bay Freeport to Sam Sharpe square. I was extremely hungry and I came upon a hot dog stand. I purchased a bad dawg (hot dog) with relish, mustard and cheese. 

As a rule, I practice not to eat while I am walking on the street but like I  said , I was very hungry. I made a call to my friend to tell her how the interview went. I had my earphones inserted while my phone was in my pocket. I began walking and talking and laughing and eating my hot dog.

Out of nowhere came a mad man who dragged my half-eaten hot dog from my hand. He immediately started eating it and took the time to curse at me telling me that I'm too bloodcl**t mean and craven. He walked away while eating my hotdog and continued to curse me. I was in shock. I didn't move for a good 10 minutes. I told my friend who was still on the phone what happened and then we started laughing.

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One day I was in Half way tree, close to  the Clock Tower  area. It rained that day. It was a few minutes to 6:00 pm and I remember because  I was hurrying to catch a store that closes at 6:00 pm. While I was walking towards clock tower, where the Chinese stores are located, a working lady that looked like she was in her early 50s was walking in the opposite direction and a group of school students were behind her. 

Unfortunately, the lady stubbed her toe on a piece of iron that was in the walkway and she fell. Her lunch dish and other contents were scattered on the ground. The school girls started laughing. I didn't because I realized that she could have hurt her self badly. 

One particular girl was laughing the hardest and carrying on in the most way. In the midst of her extraness the strap and the base of her bag made their separate ways leaving only the strap on her shoulder.

I began laughing with my extra self and her friends joined in as well. Needless to say, she cursed me and told me that it wasn't funny.She told me how I was tuff (tough) and ugly but I only laughed for the better. I left her there in her moment of embarrassment and made my way to buy my creamy malt lasco and red and white cornflakes to make my breakfast for the following morning. I barely made it in time before the store close.

Sigh!