Dear Owner,
How are you?
I understand that you are feeling blue because I am feeling red. But what would
you have preferred instead? To be breeding, not breathing or pleading to dirty
Fred that he is the only one that you let slide in, as if I am your DM’s, as if
I am a drive-in. You are out here acting like you forget that lying is a sin.
Anyway, as your best friend, I am asking you to please resist and desist from
treating me like a revolving door. You and I are beautiful inside and out, and
we deserve so much more.
Kind Regards,
Your vagina.
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Thank you for reading, you awesome person.